MAN v FAT Football

Six-a-side football leagues for men with a BMI over 27.5, where your weight loss counts towards the score.

Who it's for

Men 18+ who want to lose weight.

Cost

Paid — a weekly or seasonal fee, varies by club.

Hours

Weekly, usually weekday evenings.

What actually happens

• You get weighed in privately before kick-off.
• You play a 30-minute match.
• Goals scored on the pitch and pounds lost off it both add to the league table.
• The changing-room chat is a large part of why men stay.

Last checked: September 2026. Shaun's Button is not affiliated with MAN v FAT Football — we list them because they help.